May 7th
10:03 PM
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April 3rd
11:23 PM
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11:18 PM
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10:50 PM
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January 26th
1:14 AM
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January 14th
7:33 PM
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January 12th
7:49 PM
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December 30th
8:15 PM
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That Doesn't Make it Right

  • JERRY: "Maybe you didn't see him."
  • ELAINE: "You never see him. He sidled me again in my office. I was sitting there making a cup of soup, singing that song from "The Lion King"."
  • JERRY: "Hakuna Matata?"
  • ELAINE: "I thought I was alone."
  • JERRY: "That doesn't make it right."
November 24th
9:09 PM
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Girls vs. Boys

  • Elaine: (after learning about wedgies) "That is so barbaric."
  • Jerry: "Why, what do girls do?"
  • Elaine: "We just tease someone until they develop an eating disorder."
August 8th
6:11 PM
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