tvandthings:

@BobWeide Two of the many reasons I don’t want my week directing “Parks and Recreation” to end. #ParksandRec http://yfrog.com/mmpncboj  

youarenotwhatyouwere:

The best.

Just give me all of the bacon and eggs you have. Wait, wait, I worry what you just heard was, “Give me a lot of bacon and eggs.” What I said was, “Give me ALL the bacon and eggs you have.” Do you understand?